CHARLIE AND ALAN TRY TO PREPARE JAKE FOR HIS FIRST DAY OF JUNIOR HIGH, BUT MAY WIND UP TRAUMATIZING HIM INSTEAD, ON THE FIFTH SEASON PREMIERE OF "TWO AND A HALF MEN," MONDAY, SEPT. 24

"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" - Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead, on the fifth season premiere of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Sept. 24 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake: Angus T. Jones
Berta: Conchata Ferrell

GUEST CAST:

Dr. Pranjeep: Kris Iyer
Mike: Brian Turk
Julie: Monica Young

Story by: Eddie Gorodetsky and Mark Roberts

Teleplay by: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, two of the series' executive producers

Directed by: Ted Wass

RATING: To Be Announced