CHARLIE ATTEMPTS TO KEEP JAKE FROM BEING SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL BY WOOING HIS TEACHER, ON "TWO AND A HALF MEN," MONDAY, OCT. 4

"A Bag Full of Jawea" -- Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results, on TWO AND A HALF MEN Monday, Oct. 4 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Pamela Fryman directed the episode from a story by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, two of the series' executive producers, and a teleplay by Jeff Abugov and Mark Roberts.

Jake thinks he's dreaming when late one night, he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended in Charlie's kitchen practically naked. When Jake refuses to go to school the next day, Charlie agrees to break things off with her. Unfortunately, she doesn't take the news well, and Charlie and Jake both suffer.

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake Harper: Angus T. Jones
Judith: Marin Hinkle
Rose: Melanie Lynskey
Berta: Conchata Ferrell
Miss Pasternak: Kiersten Warren

RATING: To Be Announced